so a guy walks into a bar with a slab of asphalt under his arm

he says to the bartender, “I’ll have a beer

and one for the road”

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new york rap is sooo lame omfg 

ur not tryna talk shit about my man…. joey badguy

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gf: come over

me: cant im a dinosaur and i died 65 million yrs ago

gf: im off my period

me: image

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kid cudi’s problem is that he can get more ppl to wear a crop top than buy his music

All aboard the crop top train chooo chooo

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